Transworld ?

Never won a contest or even got into a final.  But somehow this happened.  Transworld Surf Mag this month.

++At Random++

South African Queen

This is Nastuzja Mess.  A South African who was transplanted by the heavens to Coolangatta.  She's 23, and friends with all the cool kids. "Oh yeah when Wardo and I used to date..." "Oh God, Jay Adams is texting me again...." "Oh one time backstage at a Mickey Avalon show..." "Oh when Slater and I climbed Everest...."  The list goes on.  We have a faux-marriage on facebook, but we take it pretty seriously.  She works as a host at Neverland, and surely things get weird when shes around.  She spends her days gurfing (girl-surfing) and smoking the gravity bong I gave her. Then proceeds to eat too much and pass out, upon waking up she likes to complaining that I did this to her.  She's a track star, specializing in the run-like-youve-had-a-stroke 10 meter sprint and fall.  She enjoys saying "sooo funny," "maddog," and "you dont even understand."  These quotes have the ability of making her stories infinitely better than yours.  She's a wonderful human and Im honored to be faux-married to her.  Maybe one day she'll stop surfing and get a boyfriend.

....Things That Are Good....

RUNAMUKVISUALS

A good thing out of Australia. Runamuk Visuals.  Creative arty surfboard riders that post their art, others art, some surf stuff, and beautiful women.  Not to be missed.

/!\NEVERLAND/!\

Where I work. Where I play. Where weird things happen.

http://www.neverlandbar.com/

Post for my Momma

This ones for you Mom.  Some actual pictures of me.

Kooks

Outside my window.  They dont stop laughing.

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Sunset at Snapper

This is a pretty standard sunset.  Sunsets here are usually nothing short of beautiful.  I forgot my camera at home, so I had to drive back and get it, so I didnt get any of the sun actually setting, but the sky has lots of color even without the it.  From Snapper, you can see all the coastal towns from Kirra to Currumbin to Burleigh and all the way to Surfers Paradise. 

Breaking the Law

Turning Some-sort-of-nese

Aloe drink. Amazing.

Best noodles made.

You know what pandas eat?

Seaweeds.

Kimchi.

Pho!

Apparently Australia is closer to Asia then the US. I still have my doubts.  The Asian grocery stores are amazing here.  Usually the people dont speak english and you end up playing charades with them until they figure out what you want.  But, they have everything thats good and even more thats just weird but turns out to be really good. Harrow Preez.